“Stories usually put horns on evil or scary creatures, but in nature only herbivores have horns.” – u/crocodoodles Mount Everest Is A DNA Treasure Trove “Old TV static was a lot scarier for horror movies than ‘HDMI 1 not connected.'” – u/DontUpvoteThisBut Does This Make Herbivores Evil? “Most men will receive their first bunch of flowers at their funeral.” – u/Publandlady Horror Movie TVs Will Never Be The Same “There is a chance that someone you know will use your death as an excuse to get out of a social obligation they don’t want to go to.” – u/Vast-Intention The Sad Truth About Men’s Funeral Flowers “The fact that bodies decompose and rot after they die just shows how much our bodies do to keep us alive from contaminates.” – u/itzphantomzz5461 Your Death Is A Convenient Excuse A written signature can be forged or ambiguous, but the DNA test will always show whose signature it is.” – u/thetimujin Our Bodies Are Amazing “Signing contracts with blood actually makes sense. Humans all have a corpse:water ratio that is acceptable for them to swim in.” – u/JollyTraveler Blood Contracts Are Best People will not swim in a pool with a corpse in it. “People will swim in the ocean, even though there are definitely many corpses in it. “People who jog on the roads in the dark, wearing dark clothing and no lights or reflectors, are a unique combination of a person who cares about their health and well-being and doesn’t care about their health and well-being.” – u/MrSeverum Humans’ Corpse To Water Ratio “Humans cannot even live in harmony with their own species and somehow still convince themselves that meeting an extra-terrestrial species would go smoothly.” – u/ How Healthy Are Night Joggers Really? A Tarot Reader Predicts What Each Zodiac Should Expect Before August 14.
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